What is the best disco club with nice chics in Dubai?

Especially if one wishes to escort one out.

Some people are excluded from these clubs, maybe you are one of them. You really are desperate and pathetic.

try cows behind veils, its my favorite

TRILOGY/PEPPERMINT/ZINC/CLUB400....they are the best clubs in dubai...(try Barasti in Le Meridien in dubai marina if u wana escort one out :P)
Have fun!

Try the YORK in Bur Dubai or the one opposite it. However, please increase the dosage to 1000 mg of amoxicillin antibiotic from the normal of 500 in case you would like to go all the way. Please take it 3 hrs before.

Lastly - consider the "shaved" ones. You never know who got "lice" on their pubes even though you have the rubber.

In case you got infected with lice - here's the simple way to cure it.

Buy a fresh brazilian or australian beef shank (argentenian or local beef will do) with traces of blood still on it. Shave yours and put the beef on the shaved part. Lice will tend to penetrate the pube policles and stay there. Once the beef is there - these lices will emerge and stick to the beef meat sucking the blood. You have to do this for almost a month since the lice eggs under the policle will hatch only after a few weeks and you have to get rid of this.

Avoid scratching the pube area. This might lead to infection.

Good luck and may the force be with you.

PS. Please discard the beef !!!

BUDHA BAR IN MARINA

Great Chand, you are really desperate to hook up a girl huh ! Just the other day you posted a question here asking which Filipino Bar is the best to hook up a girl,

Now - you are asking the best disco clubs with nice chics which can offer escort services !!!

OK before you can report me, let me answer you at least I am safe for being in violation.

Go to Rotana Hotel along Shk Zayed Road. It's on the right side while going to Jebel Ali. There's a bar called Long Bar.

There's a sea of humanity and hooker's the like there specially on Thursday evening (yeah maybe even during normal days). They're expensive (Dhs. 500 to 1,500) but worth (at least non-Indian).

Enjoy your wine and feel divine !!!