Can anione tell mi wat this mean? (thailand)?

喔抚喔编釜喔斷傅
喙勦浮喙堗笟喔竵喔福喔竵
喙勦浮喙堗笟喔竵 喔涏弗喙堗腑喔⑧箖喔箟喔囙竾
喔堗赴喔氞箟喔侧福喔多笡喙堗覆喔?br> 喔｀腹喙夃箒喔ム箟喔о笝喙堗覆

I don鈥檛 have a Thai wife, but I know it is not a secret language spoken by Thai teenagers. Anybody with close Thai friends will use exactly the same words and make the same shortcuts. Because, that is what those sentences represent.

Sentences are grammatically incomplete and without indication of whether the speaker (or sender of those messages) is male or female.

So, while Bob from Ranong gave you the correct meaning, he also filled in missing words. In reality, the written Thai text is simple and translates directly into (with implied words in parenthesis)

Hello,
Don鈥檛 tell ... or Don鈥檛 inform.
Don鈥檛 tell (in order to) not make (you) confused.
Are (you) crazy?
Know already.

Sawadee, i don't tell you
I don't want to tell you to make you confused
are you crazy
I know it.

Translated by my Thai wife. She said this is spoken language by a Thai teenager.

This is what I got from a translator

喔抚喔编釜喔? [a polite greeting or farewell used when meeting or parting] hello; goodbye; good morning; good afternoon; good evening; good night; greetings

喙勦浮喙堗笟喔竵喔福喔竵= Surely not, not to know,

喙勦浮喙堗笟喔竵 喔涏弗喙堗腑喔⑧箖喔箟喔囙竾= to tell

喔堗赴喔氞箟喔侧福喔多笡喙堗覆喔?br> 喔｀腹喙夃箒喔ム箟喔о笝喙堗覆= About a subject or a learnt piece of information

Confusing!

喔抚喔编釜喔斷傅 = Hello, Hi
喙勦浮喙堗笟喔竵喔福喔竵 = I'm not telling.
喙勦浮喙堗笟喔竵 喔涏弗喙堗腑喔⑧箖喔箟喔囙竾 = I'm not telling coz I want you to be confused.
喔堗赴喔氞箟喔侧福喔多笡喙堗覆喔?= Are you crazy?
喔｀腹喙夃箒喔ム箟喔о笝喙堗覆 = I know!

In response to someone who said those things to you...
喔勦父喔⑧竵喔编笟喙€喔樴腑喙佮弗喙夃抚喔涏抚喔斷斧喔编抚= talking to you gives me headache

喔抚喔编釜喔斷傅= hi / hello
喙勦浮喙堗笟喔竵喔福喔竵 = nah, not telling
喙勦浮喙堗笟喔竵 喔涏弗喙堗腑喔⑧箖喔箟喔囙竾 = i won't tell you
喔堗赴喔氞箟喔侧福喔多笡喙堗覆喔?= are u crazy!
喔｀腹喙夃箒喔ム箟喔о笝喙堗覆 = i know