Make me feel like a woman?

a Nationwide flight to Johannesburg , a plane passes through a severe storm.
The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning.
One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"
For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.
Then a farmer from the Free State stands up in the rear of the plane. He is handsome: tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt.

One button at a time..
No one moves...
He removes his shirt..
Tanned Muscles ripple across his chest..........
She gasps........
He whispers....

"Iron this...then get a beer."

lol Inno!

Yes I remember reading about it in the newspaper. So sad that he was the only one that did not survive the crash! The reporters mentioned that to their amazement, all the female survivors seemed cool calm and composed. Displaying immense courage after enduring such a horrifying experience!

Nobody catches on!

Oh HELL no!!! LOLLOLLOLLOLLOL!!!!!

Absolutely great. Thank you for the laugh. Consider this one stolen.

I'm glad its a joke!

I thought you actually wanted someone to make you a woman for real...thank goodness!

very funny joke. if he is that gorgeous i would definitely iron anything of his...lol!!!

I'm not in the habit of sleeping with strangers though, no matter how desperate of a situation i'm in.

Great joke. Thanks for that, sure my wife will appreciate it too...

Haah! The suspense was killing me, only to be let down at the last minute! Shame, poor woman. Thank you for that.

2 points just for reading cool jokes?
This site just gets better and better.

LOL!!! Now that was being downright nasty, wouldn't you agree? WTH was wrong with him? I,d love to know if men could ever refuse such an offer. Thanks for the laugh!

That man Van strikes again...! Lekker een!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Nice one!

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