So the South African police can sometimes be helpful?

Hello, is this the South African Police?"
"Eish-Yes. What you want?"
"I'm calling to report my neighbour, Hendrik van der Merwe! He is hiding dagga inside his firewood."
"Eeeh-Yes... Thank you for your co-operashun and informashun in combating crime and violence, in our society suh"
The next day, the SAP descends on Hendrik's house. They search the braai lapa where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they chop open every piece of wood, but find no dagga. They shout and swear at Hendrik and leave.
The phone rings at Hendrik's house.
"Hey, Hendrik! Did the SAP come?"
"Ja!"
"Did they chop your firewood for the braai tonight?"
"...Ja...."
"Happy Birthday Boet!"

Lol nice one - n' boer maak n' plan n锚

Good stuff.

Question: How do you know that Jacob Zuma has been to your house?
Answer: Your dustbin is empty and your dog is pregnant.

Sorry ghost, it wont happen again.

Chris.. you forgot to mention.. your shower was used.. to prevent AIDS..

Now that is what you call creativity. Great one and thank you for sharing. LOL .

LOL!!!!!!!! Nice one!

LOL! Now that was one smart move! Thanks Cakes.

Lol Cakes you had me really rolling,man I'm stilling trying to stop laughing,here have a star and thanks for that laugh,I'll send it to my cousin in the USA if you don't mind.xxx

ahahaha like it.