Another Three Morals?

Lesson 4


An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.

A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?'
The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.'

So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.




Lesson 5

A turkey was chatting with a bull.

'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'
'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.'

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough str ength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.

The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.

Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.

He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.


Moral of the story:
Bull **** might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there..



Lesson 6

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.

While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.

As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.

The dung was actually thawing him out!

He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.

Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.


Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.

(2) Not everyone who gets you out of **** is your
friend.

(3) And when you're in deep ****, it's best to keep
your mouth shut!

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Motti, mail me with clear instructions.

Cakes, you have a great weekend too sweetie!

Cheri, Blue Bull, zxcv, Styvies, thanks for being there for me this last week.

Haha - i got to agree with those....top stuff...

Lol - this is so true thanks

yes this happening

Very good, yes.

this made me smile
thanks

Hahahahaha!!! Commodore, you're really on a roll today, could it be all that Coke you're drinking? hahahaha!

love no. 5 lol

What can I say. They are all so true and we keep on falling for it. Good stuff and thank you.

A 3 minute management course!!!!!! They should seriously teach this at varsity!!!! It's not only true, but the humour is sure to make it an effective learning method!!!! Thanks for sharing - it's brilliant! =)

These are really very good! Btw are you on facebook? If so please join my group: (I put the link below) I just added all of these to the group :-)

Thanks Commodore, just what we need to go into the weekend.
Enjoy your weekend.