How about Some jokes for friday?

A couple are driving along when they see a wounded skunk on the side of the road.
They stop, the wife gets out, picks it up, and brings it into the car.
She says, "Look, it's shivering, it must be cold. What should I do?"
Her husband replies, "Put it between your legs to keep it warm."
She asks,"What about the smell?"
He says,"Hold its nose."

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A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment, they both manage to get to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower. In the middle of the night, the woman leans over and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly pass me another blanket."
The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, "I've got a better idea.....let's pretend we're married."
"Why not?" giggles the woman.
"Good", he replies. "Get your own f***ing blanket."

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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" She asked.
"Hunting Flies" He responded.
"Oh!, killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 females", he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"
"3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone".

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A blonde was driving down the motorway when her mobile phone rang.
It was her husband, urgently warning her: "Honey, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on the N1 Please be careful!"
"It's not just one car!" said the blonde, "There's f***ing hundreds of them!"

Thanks, zxcv, the skunk one really got me cackling.

Lol - nice ones thanks

Thank you for the laugh mate and thanks for sharing. Yip a great start for this Friday and weekend.

Hahahaha! zxcv, I must say, Fridays are great days! Thanks.

Thanks ntate, don't know wich one to steal! hahaha

Thnx bro!

That last one is BRILLIANT!

here's a joke,

Alf doing a toyi-toyi whilst Bull listens to my Bob Marley collection.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

Good way to end the week, with a smile !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have a great weekend, see you next week.

good one .let me share one with you .a boy was putting tomatoes sauce all over his body and jump between the blanket.mom ask son what are you doing i just want to know how is it to be a hot dog