Will you please treat this as the joke it is meant to be?

Results of a recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex.

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.
* This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.
* This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.
* This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex
* This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you."

The 5t h kind of sex is called: Religious Sex,
* Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.(Very Popular)

The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex.

* This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.

And; Last, but not least,
The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex,
* You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy your self.

PLEASE DO NOT REPLY TO TELL ME WHAT STAGE YOU ARE IN. I have enough
problems of my own.

Hahaha! Nice Cheri! And I was SO dying to tell you which stage I,m at! Hahaha!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !

nice joke man i really like it

i already did

Haha - nice one Cheri , you just made my morning, thanks for sharing....

He, he, he!!!

That was very funny, I am so sharing with the office. Open will allow me to see who's in what stage just by the look on their faces. believe me I'd like to know...lol!

Lmao,this is a very good one...if u hadn't told me not to tell u what stage im in i would have gone ahead and told u : )

woooooooooooooooow!!!!!

we have been screwed before with the same joke

I'm not going to tell you what stage i'm it, i'm going to tell you this isn't so much a joke. These are actually the stages to sex. It's how it really works.

Mahaha! Too funny!

Very funny ...........I think all men will always be into Smurf sex and then want to stay in that Stage.

Thanks, cheri for the good laugh.

TRY TO VIEW THIS AS A ANSWER BY A SEX THERAPIST AND NOT SOME OBSENE GESTURE
YOU SEE WHEN WE ARE BORN WE BOTH SEXES WHILE IN THE FETUS HAVE OUR SEX ORGANS COME FROM THE SAME CELLS. UNTIL SEX IS DETEMINE THEN IT DEVELOPS. WOMEN THE MOST STIMULATING OR WHAT THEY CALL THE G SPOT IS LOCATED JUST BEHIND THE CLITORIS AND STIMULATING THE CLITORIS IS BY HUMMING ON IT DURING FOREPLAY AND MEN THERE G SPOT IS UNDERSIDE OF THE PENIS WHERE THE FORESKIN ENDS LIKE A V. STIMULATING THAT AREA AND THE VERY TIP WOULD BRING CONTRACTIONS FROM A WOMEN. HAPPY STAGE 1