Gentlemen! Can you handle this?

Are you gay or not?

You are gay if:
- you have a cat and NOT a dog.
- you suck lollipops, ring-pops, baby pacifiers, or any of such nonsense.
- you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a parking lot.
- you know more than 6 names of non-standard colors or 4 different types of desserts.
- you drive with both hands on the wheel.
- you react so badly to this posting.

Hahaha鈥 like the two hands on the wheel one鈥?I鈥檓 reporting you to my traffic department鈥?so, broer, you dare not pass here if you have one hand on the wheel鈥︹€?br>
A little real story about a friend鈥?he had been going out with this chick for three weeks when they decide she could visit for a week鈥?.my man was bore within four days (and 3 days to go was too much)鈥e picked a fight here and there so she could leave鈥?then five morning she bursted; 鈥淚鈥檓 sick and tired of you, and your guy tendencies鈥濃€?he reacted; 鈥渨hich tendencies?鈥濃€?.she went one; 鈥測ou wear pink shirt, you drink Hunters. I鈥檓 sick of that.鈥濃€?.that was their last day鈥︹€y friend was never really conscious about guy rights鈥?.but since that day he is鈥?..he lost the girl (though he wanted to)鈥?.and gained a non-prejudice attitude

As jy nie me pel was nie het jou ore gebrand !
HA HA HA ! I am sure we will have a couple of unexpected gays under the regulars now ! Luckely I am not homophobic LOL !

Your are gay when you want to show your d in public, you are gay when you mess outside a public toilet your are gay when your elbow hanging outside the car door or are you afraid it mite open ,your are gay when you holding the car roof or are you afraid that it mite blown away Are you gay or not was the Question and this is my answer

Do you want to tell me that KOJAK was GAY? And that Gay men take a dump in the parking lot and pee in a public bathroom.......I do not think this is a real gay test.....who gave it to you?

Ag pleeze Diezel ons is ware suid afrikaners!!!! Even a moffie would consider that stuff a bit agterkant.

Sorry to go off point here, but were you partaking in a bit of gay-pride while you were posting this question?

(I am merely referring to the rainbow-background in your avatar pic...)

What happens if you have a dog, suck lollies, refuse to take a dump in public loo's, dont know red from pink or much about dessert except eating it, drive with both hands on the wheel and do not react badly at all to this?