Going to Austria need directions?

I am going to Austria soon and I am wondering if anyone knows how to get to a town called F u c king in Austria from Salzburg by train or bus (if possible). I am serious. I know it's about 20-25 miles north of Salzburg and about 2-3 miles east of the German border. Some directions will be helpful.

The place you are looking for is part of a village named Tarsdorf. Train/bus ride from Salzburg Main Station is about one hour (you have to change from train to bus once).
Use the routeplanner from Austrian Railways - here's the link the the English Version.
http://www.oebb.at/vip8/oebb/en/index.js...
Enter Salzburg as starting point and Tarsdorf as point of arrival to get all the connections for the date and time you plan to go - check also for the return travel.

http://www.mapquest.com

Go to this site and put in the town names. You will receive an information sheet and maps. I suggest you print out the map. Note the nearby towns and destinations to use at the local train or bus station. It is very easy to get around in Austria.