Would you rather go to Heaven or Hell in Queenstown?

John and Bob were inseparable childhood friends. One night, they both died in a terrible car accident.
When John woke up in heaven, he began to search for Bob but could not find him anywhere. Very distraught, he ran to St. Peter and said, "St. Peter, I know Bob was killed in that accident with me, but I can't find him!"

St. Peter said, "My son, I am sorry to tell you Bob didn't make it to Heaven."

This upset John so much that St. Peter agreed to let him see Bob one more time. St. Peter parted the clouds and John saw Bob sitting in hell with a keg on one side and a beautiful buxom blonde on the other.

John looked at St. Peter skeptically and said, "Are you sure I'm in the right place?"

"My son," St. Peter said, "looks can be deceiving. You see that keg of beer? It has a hole in it. You see that woman? She doesn't!"

hahahah...nice


To answer your question I'd rather go to heaven in Berlin and by heaven I mean......(gimmie best answer and I'll tell you)

I would rather go to heaven. Report It

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Who the F is that?

anyway, I was going to say heaven is in your pants...*giggles* Report It

I don't think you can get there from Queensland. They have eleminated both routes do to a general lack of interest. Try another routing or a different airline and I'll bet you can get one place or the other. Good luck. Security is a mess these days.