Strip clubs in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico?

What are some recommended strip clubs in Puerto Vallarta? Not, brothels. Also how much do lap dances go for over there?

I've been trying to do some research online and was also wondering, why do people keep saying not take taxis unless it's a radio taxi or if you speak to your hotel? Why aren't people being clear and just saying don't do it?

Same with this place called Zona Rosa, people are saying it's sick and dirty and to not go there, but nobody saying what does go on there. I don't want to go, but I'm just curious as to some of the things that go on over there.

Someone is confused. You are not talking about Puerto Vallarta. Unlike most Mexican cities, there is no Zona Rosa (red light district), where prostitution, though illegal, is still openly available. The yellow taxi cabs are licensed and very safe (just ask the fare before you get in).
Sorry I cannot recommend strip clubs, though they have them. They closed the one near my condo, Junior's, and it was pretty expensive. They also have escort services, again, not cheap. Overall, PV is a great party town, but not a great place for open, paid sex.

i was there two summers ago and going back this summer for our honeymoon. i cant comment on the strippers but i can on the taxi's.

taxi's: ALWAYS ask how much prior to getting in the car on where you are going. if not they will rip you off. from us to get from our hotel to downtown it was usually five dollars and we gave a dollar or two extra for a tip. ever been to mexico??? they drive like wild animals down there so hold on!!!!

whenever we stepped out on the patio of our hotle (golden crown paradise) we told the bell boy we needed a taxi and they whistled for one from the street to come up and get us. sometimes the bell boy would do the talking for us other times we had to do it. they were not allowed to be on the hotel grounds unless they were called up to pick up people.

i do remember seeing in their phone book in the yelow pages for a lot of escort services.