Spring Break in Puerto Vallarta?

I am taking a trip to Puerto Vallarta in April. Where are the hot clubs? I am also inquiring about the plant life (if you know waht I mean). Is it easily accessible?

Go To Carlo's Obrien's downtown, or any of the club's for that matter...

And the vegetation is abundant, if you know what I'm saying...

We were offered it on the beach, just be careful...

While traveling in Mexico, you are subject to Mexican laws and not U.S. laws. Tourists who commit illegal acts have no special privileges and are subject to full prosecution under the Mexican judicial system.

AVOID PUBLIC DRUNKENNESS:
It is against the law to be drunk in public in Mexico. Certain border towns have become impatient with teenage (and older) Americans who cross the border to drink and carouse. This behavior can lead to fights, arrests, traffic accidents and even fatalities.

AVOID DRUG OFFENSES:
Mexico rigorously prosecutes drug cases. Under Mexican law, possession of and trafficking in illegal drugs are federal offenses. For drug trafficking, bail does not exist. Convicted offenders can expect lengthy jail sentences and fines. Sentences for possession of drugs in Mexico can be as long as 25 YEARS PLUS FINES.

Mexican law does not differentiate between types of narcotics. Heroin, marijuana, and amphetamines, for example, are treated the same. Offenders found guilty of possessing more than a token amount of any narcotic substance are subject to a minimum sentence of 10 years, and it is not uncommon for persons charged with drug offenses to be detained for up to 1 year before a verdict is reached.