If UMNO can raise up the Keris and kiss it then can the Iban and Kedazan party raise up their Parang and kiss?

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and waving the parang

Sure. Can I raise my chainsaw and kiss it? Or will people see it as a threat?

You know what, swords are outdated... Let's use M-16 and Ak-47 instead, how does that sound?

Sure, why not? Then ah, The MCA and the MIC also raise their sword and kiss it too, then ah, everyone also start to raise anything they have like hammer, cangkul, tongkat, tombak, kayu, whatever and kiss it, while some factions are waiting outside with M-16s and Missiles ready to charge in. Unite my friends, we have an independence to guard.

sure

My knife is already raised...

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AQ, at Bearian Kingdom, we have light sabres, but we can't kiss it... heh heh heh

sure, why not be more patriotic .lolz

People do that when they can't raise up their own penis.

i'd rather kiss a girl

Then MCA can wave Chinese Kung Fu sword too.

Oh man, everytime i see a knife, it's slaughter time for us cows.

Sure, why not?

hmm.......

ha ha then what can an american raise huh?!?!

sure
let the Iban and Kadazan decide

Iban is more kind and not recism if you want to compare. I would said Iban will raise Tuak and said "Yam Sen". We got enough problems from UMNO kriss kissing.