" The "Future" of Malaysia Is In Your Hand , Hold It Gently"?

Excellent poems by not so famous poets... found on toilet doors and walls..........
A budding poet trying his best...
Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bas***d stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.
Before he graduated to be a poet, he wrote this...
Here I sit, Broken hearted
Tried to sh*t, But only farted
Someone who had a different experience wrote,
You're lucky, You had your chance
I tried to fart, And sh*t my pants!
Perhaps it's true that people find inspiration in toilets.
I came here, To sh*t and stink,
But all I do is sit and think.

There are also people who come in for a different
purpose...
Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to sh*t and stink,
But I come here to scratch my b*lls ,
And read the bullsh*t on the walls...

Toilets walls also double as job advertisement
space.......
(written high upon the wall)
If you can piss above this line, the Singapore Fire
Department wants you.

Ministry of Environment advertisement.

We aim to please!
You aim too! Please

On the inside of a toilet door:

Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the
entire performance.

And finally, this should teach some a lesson...
Sign seen at a restaurant:

The hands that clean these toilets also make your
food...please aim properly.

Oh moonride, thanks! Anybody has Akon's no.?

Thats cool man! i like the poem a lot, that shows that malaysian people think everywhere and not bullshit around..
Where can we find any creative person? Malaysia!

oh my, u are really disgusting man, hahaha, but u r funny and creative too, i like that if you can make it as a Rap song what u think.

apa ko cakap aku tak paham. pls dont disgrace malaysia

Hahaha..that's makes a rhytm.

That was so funny...ha ha ha ha ha . ha ha ha.STAR

Urggh.... Nice poet but not good to read on meal time.. Hehe... You read this poet from which toilet?

you mean the celcom punya 'its in our hands'?

mmm nice one!

but im pretty sure i have seen the first half somewhere :)

If only i could go to toilets like humans........

I though you wana talk about election!

wahahaha. thanks man. this cheer me up.