How can I get myself sick?

I'll be having final exams in 10 hours from now.
I need an MC to excuse myself from sitting that paper which I found very difficult for me to pass.
Please help me!

Do respond positively. I really need to know how.
Thank you.

They said putting soap and water to your eyes will get you an MC.

A friend tried to put many things in my nose to cause fever but it doesn't works for me, I'm as healthy as a horse.

Sounds like a fun question... well, here's a not-so-fun answer.

There are a few vital points on the body, if struck, will cause shock to the lympathic system and thus... viola! you'll get fever...

I can share two 'common' points for you here:
-Your armpits (very common, but very dangerous too, as it may cause heart attack)
-Inguinal area- This is the highly sensitive area of the upper, inside thigh and halfway to the knee.

Its hard to strike them on your own and I don't know if its recommended to ask someone who is not trained in striking arts to strike them as I do not wish to be responsible in case if severe injury or paralysis which could manifest as a result of your body system. Its just some of the usual points that I can share with you here as these are common spots, if struck, will cause a shock to the lymphatic system and may cause severe damage to the nerves too, if excessive force is used.

Hmmm... put those painful procedures aside. Go to 7 Eleven, get a packet of Hurix's Laxative Pills and swallow 2 pills (recommended dosage is 2 pills) right away. I'll guarantee you'll have fun trying that... and recovery is within 12 hours usually.

Good luck!

no need to be sick...
just bring your handphone with you and everytime you need the answer, go to the toilet and ask your dad, mom friends, etc...

Whats an MC? Medical Certificate? Go to the doctors with a flask filled with salt water (heavily salted) and a full stomach, in the waiting room take a drink, but be prepaired to get a bill for the clean up!

eating raw potatoes should give you fever, never tried but heard it when I was in highschool!

LET THE CAR HIT YOU THE YOU BE END UP IN THE HOSPITAL.

Go sit for the paper. You'll freak out and pass out. They will call an ambulance and you'll get out of the paper.

Or, you won't freak out, do well enough to pass, and not feel like such a big loser the rest of your life...

Eat the expired things..lolz

Here is your "positive" response. Nausa/vomitting and serious diarrhea from an gastrointestinal disorder almost always works. After all, you can't be expected to disrupt the test with your running to the bathroom every five minutes.

Now my say so-If you miss the test won't you get a 0 and fail and if you fail the test-what is the difference-EXCEPT- if you try the test you will have at least made the effort.

Dr. Tommy Skelton

i know, find some stray cats, touch them, then go n eat roti canai without washing ur hands


YUNA: hey that's from the show WEDDING CRASHERS

Try putting a few drop of eye drop in your drinks. U may have diarrhea.

eat a tube of toothpaste or a bottle of mouthwash
u will feel the difference in your body

PMS got me through once, and i spent the rest of my uni year regretting over it.

not very good to your conscience department if you have to lie to pass an exam, it's no difference from cheating, i realised afterwards.

anyway, if all the methods suggested above dont work for you, make a fake bomb alarm (at least everybody gets extra time for revision!) or pretend to pass out during exam.

anyhow... good luck!!

It's simple, have some meat from mad cow.

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try to make the teacher sick... put eye drops in her coffee shell have to use the bathroom so much shell have to cancil it... take a shower than go out side and stay out there with wet hair that will get u really sick

Me too, tomorrow will be the start of 1st paper...

- Just tell your friend to break your leg.
- Eat ice-cream, bath with cold water, naked, go in to an air-cond room (16c), switch on the fan, blow yourself. This will cause fever.
- Swallow 3 marbles and tell the doctor you "accidentally" swallowed it. Maybe the time to take out the marbles can help you skip the exam.
- Just face the exam.

drink coke, then go c doc tell him you're cirit to the max.. tell him its watery &u feel dehydrated.. tell him that u ate roti canai at mamak stall last night.. it does works for me.. gud luck...

do not sleep at nite and stay outside the whole nite and expose yourself to the cold weather.

Jeez local malaysian exams are easy chicken ****

exam,, TAKE IT LYKE A MAN!

Medical cert? No sweat.Go to any government hospital and stuff a mere 10 note into the hand of a doc .And there you go.