Help. I got this ring and I have to destroy it. So which way to Mordor?

My name frogo, and I come from the Shahalam. My uncle Bobo used this ring on his farewell party/birthday. It made him turn into a ghost. Then Gandhi told my uncle, "ring not good", don't take it on your journey. Then Gandhi studied the ring and found that it was ring of evil and said that I have to destroy it, I don't know why. Sami Vellu is also following because he spied on me and Gandhi's conversation.

So which way to Mordor, so I can destroy this ring?

The best way is to take a bus from Hobbiton to Michel Delving, and from there you take an Air Asia flight to Cirith Ungol. Minas Morgul airport has been closed since Uruk Hais and Orcs got Bumiputra status, so you can't fly directly. Once you reach Cirith Ungol there are 2 ways to get to Minas morgul: you can take a taxi, but make sure he uses the metre, or you can spend a night there and take a ride with a cave troll next morning.

Minas Morgul is a fascinating place to visit, it's known for it's lively night life (see here, this is a new hit from Mordor http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2006/...
You should also take the chance to visit the ruins of Isengard tower. In Minas Morgul ask for Sauron Jaya, and once you reach there the residence of Tan Sri Saruman is not far.

*laugh my head off*
welcome back biker boy!!!!

JRR Tolkien wrote a long book with directions called "Lord of the Rings". I'm afraid you'll have to read it, since I am too lazy to type everything into Y!Answers.

Hahaha....~ Love this question... About the ring, just leave it to me, melts it and sell at high price.

Hahaha! Funny one u have there!

Leave it with me, my friend needs an engagement ring urgently!
I'll help u pass it down... Hehehe!

lol.. how weird

lol..leave it to me..~!

haiya, easy maa.. take the Rapid KL bus to Klang. pay 80 cents. Go to Shawmodor Centre Point Of The Earth, give it to the beggers at the bridge.
Your journey is just stop there, leave it to them. They know how to get the very benefit of it.
Err.. "destroy" it, if you know what i mean..

before destroy it, try wear it, you will get a new experience
-become a ghost-
aftter that, give that ring to sammi vellu, he will know what to do

me and urukhai likes to eat you...
do come to mordor!!!!

grrrr....... i ask saruman to kill you

first, buy a nokia n95 and find them using GPS...

force Sammy to swallow it ... he is immune from everything

ask amulet