9 Things I Hate About Everyone, could you add some more to my list?

1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here???

10) I may have more but this is one is truly outstanding "the moment i step in any retail shops, the SA would start tailing you from the first step to the last. The awesome part is the moment you step in, they start asking you what you want? For christ sake, let me browse through la..not even browse yet how to know what I want..if everybody know what they want before they start shopping then is not shopping la..is buying!
Then the creme de creme part..the moment you touch the cloth to see and as you go to the next one, the SA start putting the clothes you touched into proper order?!?! Holy cow ..did I messed up your deco????

most answers make no sense.. yea i do think its unnecessary for the shopkeepers & waiters to attend to me that quick.. but they're just trying to be helpful, polite or r just doin their job. Some things u dislike cant be helped. Its a form of expression, or politeness, like 'can i ask a question'. Report It

10. Bitching about other people.

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10. People who hate 9 things about everyone.

dane cook, love it!!!!!!!

10) When a waitress/waiter comes up and asks, "May I take your order?" Ummm... no, I just came in to sit down at this table and watch other people eat.

10)people who get up in the morning and turn to the weather channel to see what the weathers like....walk to the window and look!

lol. i like this. ok....lemme add.....

"On Mypsace when someone asks you be thier friend and you decline, then they ask again and again and again, and you're just like, "Dang, I rejected you once! God!"

And....

"When someone is trrying to ask a question and they hold up their finger, whats up with that?!?!"

5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!

ahah fggt

People who think that the whole world finds their offspring as precious and adorable as they do. No, we don't, so please tell them to sit down and be quiet so the plane can take off.

10. Annoying people who complain about harmless habits of other people, probably because they don't have anything better to do than bellyache.

1*) The number ten in numerals.
11) People who hate people who hate 9 things about everyone.

when the shop assistant in the Body Shop looks at you like u r some kind of dirt that they need to get rid of!

they look down on girls in uniforms!!

i should have lodged a complaint 2 years ago!

I completely agree with all the 9 listed by you, especially #1 which made me laugh so much. Thanks.
This is exactly what has been in my mind my whole life!!!
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10. In the market, you meet someone you know and he/she would say, "You are early, buying something?"
Duh...errr...aren't you early too....what are you doing in the market...to sing????
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nice ones -except the 8th point...life is indeed short...wen u have so many things to do and realize the time constraint.........

Loser!

10. People whose cell phone is ringing but won't answer it because it was some idiot ex but blabbing and talking non stop about the ex on how he was such a jerk and a loser until the phone stop ringing but ringing again because the ex called for the 10th times and still won't answer it. God damn it... just turn off the phone, or change the number.
11. Addition to #6. When people said 'I want to ask you something but promise me you won't get mad'. (&@(*&^#@#&^#/. Then save it for yourself..

Guess who watches Billy Connelly as well

1 THING I HATE ABOUT OTHER USERS IN HERE
-someone who like to say that he/she hate someone because of ........

10.Thinking themselves are the perfectionist and yet they're not at all from their attitude , their look , their anything except just that their studies are better than other people !!!

People who palm off old chain letters as their own in Yahoo Answers and expect their audience not to know. Your clever rouse doesn't fool me for one second. How about a little originality next time, instead of trying to steal it from others.

Why hate?
:'(

10. People who complain about everything and everyone.

I hate my boss.. when she yell and yell.., while we are servicing a customer ..and she think we are stupid because we don't talk back.

I hate my boss too.
How can I get rid of this?

I hate it when people ask me "What are you doing?" when they've already see what I am doing.

I have a friend who is obsessed with earning money from the internet (Even though I never seen him getting any payments from what he was doing). He believed that if he invites more people then he would earn more. He always want me to join this and that, and it's just so annoying! Told him that it was a scam and he would persuade me instead. I just felt like screaming and tell him "There's no such thing as free in this world! You wanna be rich? Go out and work!!!"

When I go to the shopping mall, the salesperson would come up and talk about the products their selling. I've already tell them I'm not interested and they still keeps on bugging me. I should start an Anti Salesperson Club.

And another thing, I hate it when I tried to explain something to an adult, they think I'm being rude for talking back. And when I just kept quiet, they think I'm mad at them.

hahaha.....

that's a good one! Nice.

sorry i can't think of anymore additions to those jokes!

lol

1-99. People who pollute this forum with multiple questions every day about deities this and how can i win the lottery that...

Clearly they do not even absorb the answers given them.

people who pushes the elevator button or the traffic light button to cross lots and lots of time...what?they think if they do that the elevator would come faster?

aha i have this exact list on my facebook