Would you protect me from poachers? maybe evn adopt me?

Mom was shot and Pops said I'm old enough to fend for myself. Old enough, but just not ready. Okay, too scared.

Well I'm not making any commitments to adopt, but I would definitely keep you safe. And your mom...

I would bring you home put you in the back yard,, then I would shoot you, gut you, and hang you to drip out.. serve with carrots and onions and baby potatoes.

Sure, come over anytime.

of course i would i love animals