Can you help me to create a limerick that includes the name "Flanagan"?

Thanks ;)))

Poor aul Jim Flanagan;
he looked just liked an orang-atan
big hairy and ginger;you could build a house on each finger.
He'd lift you high, to touch the sky;
And could bring back down again

Just start, "There once was a man named Flanagan..."

Who did something that rhymes with Flanagan....

There once was a man named Flanagan,
Who went out with a girl called Joanne.
He hadn't a dime,
Turned to organised crime,
And ended up single again, man.

Hmm, hard to rhyme.
Nearest to 'Flanagan' I could come up with was 'Japan'.

There once was a man named Flanagan
who's bicycle had a flat-again
he decided to himself
this bike belongs on the shelf
so he walked himself home again

(sorry, think I lost it after the 2nd line LOL)

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