I need a limerick someone wrote, please 1 u wrote urself!!?

Help i need help i dont have a clue please 1 thats right!!

Here is one written about an incident that happened in the little town of Bruff in Limerick
(written by myself)

There was an old man from Bruff
whose End was rather rough
The MD had the idea
that it was Bilious Diarrhea
and give him some pills to stuff....

There was a man from Tralee,
Who couldn't get past line three,
Try as he might, he couldn't.

A Limerick is supposed to be five lines but this is a joke limerick.

There was a young man from Japan
Whose limericks never would scan.
When asked why this was,
He answered 'because
I always try to fit as many syllables into the last line as ever possibly I can.

Didn't write any of these myself, however, the first one (with only three lines) I've never seen written but I heard someone say something similar to it years ago.

If you use these as guidelines it easy to write one yourself.

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