Your favorite limerick(s)?

Here is one from the village i am from

There was a man from Moyglass
who's balls were made of brass
in frosty weather, they'd cling togther
and sparks would come out his ****

There was an old lady from Ghent
Her TV antenna got bent
The neighbours went crazy
Their screens were all hazy
Instead of receiving she sent.

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