What did your mom teach you?

Things Mom Taught Me
My Mother taught me LOGIC... "If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go to the store with me."

My Mother taught me MEDICINE... "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to freeze that way."

My Mother taught me TO THINK AHEAD... "If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job!"

My Mother taught me ESP... "Put your sweater on; don't you think that I know when you're cold?"

My Mother taught me TO MEET A CHALLENGE... "What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you...Don't talk back to me!"

My Mother taught me HUMOR... "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT... "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up.

My mother taught me ABOUT SEX... "How do you think you got here?"

My mother taught me about GENETICS... "You are just like your father!"

My mother taught me about my ROOTS... "Do you think you were born in a barn?"

My mother taught me about the WISDOM of AGE... "When you get to be my age, you will understand."

My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION... "Just wait until your father gets home."

My mother taught me about RECEIVING... "You are going to get it when we get home."

and my all time favorite thing- JUSTICE... "One day you will have kids, and I hope they turn out just like YOU.. then you'll see what it's like."

and my all time favorite thing- JUSTICE... "One day you will have kids, and I hope they turn out just like YOU.. then you'll see what it's like."

hahahaha my moms favorite lesson i get that alot

my mom taught me to stand up for what i believe in, to not be afraid to go afer something, to stand up for my rights and beliefs to be proud of my roots and fight for what i believe in

Don't climb trees. The boys just want to see my underpants.

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not to take **** from anyone and anyone who thought they were going to give me **** to kick the **** out of them.

To treat others, as you would want to be treated

My mother taught me morales

Everything, I know today. She taught me well!
I LOVE YOU MOM !!
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APATHY - be glad you aren't like them!

Nothing
賵賱丕 卮賷

she taught me dignity , she taught me culture..From her i got all this love for monuments, for tarvels, and art, i always speak with her and she tells me also abotu Egypt(greek from Egypt)i know this country just from what she taught me...
she tuaght me how to be a real woman with all my dignity, and never be an object but a woman with personality

RESPECT ALL LIFE AND ALL GODS CREATION
LEARN FROM DIVERSE CULTURES
ALWAYS BE HONEST AND FAIR WITH OTHERS
HELP OTHERS WHO MAY BE IN NEED
GIVE TIME TO THE CAUSE OF PEACE AND JUSTICE
ENJOY LIFE ON MOTHER EARTH
LIVE,LOVE.LAUGH,AND CARE
TAKE TIME TO REFLECT ON LIFE
WORK HARD
SAVE MONEY
EAT HEALTHY
BE FAITHFULL TO YOUR MATE

My mother taught me COMPASSION...."I love you, but the answer's still no."

My mom taught me how to do koshary

My Mother also taught me to think ahead ..." wear clean underwear in case you need to go to hospital !"

My mother taught me manners, so:
Thank you for sharing, they're great.

mommy taught me not 2 b a tomboy coz i used 2 climb everythin' "climbable"

LOL@Aussie......It seems I'm hearing my mom's voice saying something like that just now !!! loooooool


My mom "tried" to teach me many things.....I dont know if I learnt all of them, but I'm who I'm now, just thanks to her.

LOL! thats so true =)

noumenon
賳賮爻 丕賱卮賷亍

ommgg this is xtreemelly funnyy xD hehe

i loved the last one!!

lol my Mother taught me to NEVER TRUST ANYONE....
"Never tust anyone,cuz they might become ur worst enemy"

=)
> >MUM: Didn't I tell you if a stranger touches your breast say "DON'T". And if he touches your ***** say STOP!

GIRL : But mum, he touched both, so I told him DON'T STOP!!!!"

She taught me to care

she taught me all the noble things
and i taught myself all the worst things in me

she is wise i hope she can taugh my kids soon