Dont you think its time the WORLD knows the truth.......?

One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, "Lord, I have a problem!" "What's the problem, Eve?" "Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedy snake, but I'm just not happy." "Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above. "Lord, I am lonely. And I'm sick to death of apples." "Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you." "What's a 'man', Lord?" "This man will be a flawed creature, with aggressive tendencies, an enormous ego and an inability to empathize or listen to you properly. All in all, he'll give you a hard time. But, he'll be bigger and faster and more muscular than you. He'll be really good at fighting and kicking a ball about and hunting fleet-footed ruminants, and not altogether bad in the sack." "Sounds great," says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow. "Yeah, well. He's better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick. But, you can have him on one condition." "What's that, Lord?" "You'll have to let him believe that I made him first."

Jazmin-its a Joke..mech ma32ooli!!

LOL I love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and what even better is that my name is Eve youhouuuuuuuuuuu!!!!

That's awesome! Though I think my fiance is pretty perfect, as close as humanly possible anyway <3

thats good lawl

LoL thats a GOOD ONE

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haha boy do i feel stupid x]

lol once again looks and ,a sense of humor you mean women were made first i guess women have been lying to us men for centuries now thanks to eve have a great day

LOL@Golden
Good joke!!!!!!!!!!!
I made my husband read it and he said........"do you think that it is funny??"""
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Thank you !!!!

now my dear, you have broken Eve's promise .
men will know they came after us to give us company.
they will have an inferiority complex.
they will ask for equality with women.
we will soon hear of masculism.
i already hear their hoarse voices as they shout in the streets .
sorry, i'll get up to close the windows . cant take it anymore.
and you are behind it !

You see ! Condemned out of your own mouth ! Living in paradise , everything laid out for her & STILL not happy !

Women ! Will we EVER be able to satisfy them ?

lol@ you and moonrise

So thats how it happened!

lol! Loved it!

... You'll have to let him believe that I made him first ... and that'll be our secret .. you know .. woman to woman !!"

u and ur complains!!! men r this, men r that and even after that u keep running 2 ur ex who deserves to get the beating of his damn life from me.

well u know what, god had laready created adam and football BEFORE eve. he was just saying that 2 make eve feel good about herself and women. u know women, they ALWAYS like to feel good about themselves.

if u sit with a woman and dnt say smthing about her hair or her new dress (which u never even notice, not even once after going out with her a 1000 times!!!), she might as well kill u. my fave for an upset woman is to say 'honey, u look so skinny, have u been working out' even if her *** is just a little too fat?

the instant she hears she's lost even one ounce of weight, she's happy. and if she's happy, i have a happy night.

fazee3a !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL
helwa kteeeeeeeeeeeer
really it sounds sweet all Eve have the same Adam
i mean the man in this story is my man !!!with all that description !!!!!!!!!
he is creadted first sure who dare to say the opposit LOL
but is he satisfied we've respected this ONE condition and more !!!!!!!!!!!!!

now i understand why men "think" they are the master of their house.....just the other day, my wife gave me permission to be the the boss of my household.

he'll give you a hard time

thats true.

hahah lol they should teach this in school, it's time people know the truth. lol