Do you talk to things?

I have spent the afternoon talking to my now dead printer.
I wonder if all the abuse finished it off.

I talk to myself... I suppose that's kinda weird
"No it's not!"
Yes, it is!
"You're such a weirdo!"

see?

My dog Moby.

No, but I talk to myself alot and I never loose an arguement the way :)

I talk to things and they talk back to me.

I talk to anything in the house especially when I am cleaning...

sure i talk to my garden, my goldfish, my toaster. my car when she needs reassurance. i live by myself its my excuse and maybe insanity

I talk back to the TV and my computer all the time.

I doubt that cussing at your printer enraged it to death...lol

good luck with the next. They're just like that.

i used to talk to my car ... but then it talked back and i freaked out ...

I talk to my computer, anything that doesn't work like it's supposed to, my cats, and the shower when there's no hot water.

I can well understand how that poor printer feels ! You have NAGGED it to death !

Was that your hubby I noticed running for the car ?

To answer your question...I talk to my goldfish! You know ...the demented sod of a thing that keeps trying to splash me !

Please don't ask me to repeat the kind of words I whisper into its' ..... What the heck do you whisper into with a damn fish ?

Maybe that's the problem ! It just doesn't hear me when all the time I thought it was either being disobedient or was plain stupid !

Oh , I nearly forgot...I have a new love ! My sweet new travelling companion , Ethel ! The love of my life & the most reliable , trustworthy , polite & useful guardian angel . She is my new sat nav gps ...I adore her & the best feature of all ...when I ignore her she doesn't lose it ...just accepts my rudeness , recalculates & bites her ......oops , tongue !

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Nope, i don't talk to things!

Im not Coucou you know!

PLANTS...TO MY DOG!!

I heard that the printers are raising a case of discrimination

Its not what you said, but what you were thinking..

No......not properly talk to things.
To things i say irrepetible words when they dont work.
I know understand why my printer isnt working either.

I talk to the animals...above all my dog.

OMG..our dear Aussie is becoming senile (well...he already was a bit, but now is dangerous) he has discovered the mysteries of GPS and felt inlove with Ethel now.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is that bcoz of age??

Well its becuz........NO I DONT lol

No, not yet.

Lol@ you Webby!! I know what you mean....I talk to my washing machine ....and the rotten thing talks back....or perhaps it is breaking.....and when the computer wont work fast enough then i whisper quietly to it and threaten to give it the same fate as the last one.....council pick up!


But i also talk to our chooks and tell them what good girls they are when they lay eggs for us......and where they'll end up if they don't...:D

Isn't the human being funny?
I don't usually talk to things but to my plants yes and to the birdies that come to the back yard, to my neighbor's black cat that's always cutting through our property as it seems to say ... meowww... may I passs ... I tell him (it's a he); yessss ... you may passs ...
And I think age is striking me as I am starting to talk to myself ... Before it was only praying out loud, now I find my old self scolding, advising and telling myself what to do. After all, if others are gonna do it, let me be the first one to ...