Do you know any Greek jokes?

So there's a Greek resturant and a Chineese resturant right next to each other. Each morning Nick and Chin come out to sweep off the sidewalk. Nick asks Chin, "Hey Chin, what's your special today?" Chin replies, "Flied Lice!". Nick can't control himself, and busts out in laughter. So from then on, every morning when Nick and Chin would venture out to sweep the sidewalk in from of their resturants, Nick would ask about Chin's special, Chin would respond "Flied Lice!", and Nick would bust out in laughter. After a number of years, Chin's son, now very much "americanized", assists his father with the sweeping of the sidewalk in front of the resturant. And like every morning, Nick asks the same question about Chin's special. Chin exclaims, "Flied Lice!", and Nick laughs out loud. Afterward, Chin's son says, "hey pop, don't you realize that the greek guy over there is making fun of the way you talk? Well, then it dawns on Chin that he's been the brunt of Nick's joke for so many years.

So Chin's son works with his dad on his english. "We'll show him tomorrow morning", they say to each other. They practice the words over and over again "fried rice, fried rice, fried rice".

The next morning, like every other morning, Nick and Chin come out to sweep the sidewalk. And just like every other morning, Nick asks, "Hey Chin, what's your special?". Chin looks Nice square in the eyes and carefully exclaims, "Fried Rice... you Gleek Plick!"

Old joke - not funny -

THATS NOT THAT FUNNY LOL
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